when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
1.Kissed a girl? Nope.
2.Kissed a boy? Nope lmao.
3.Had sex in public? Nah.
4.What’s your religion? Catholic.
5.What does your URL mean? I don’t know… teens i guess?
6.Reason you joined tumblr? I was only around 12 years old and really bored.
7.Do you have any nicknames? Barbz, Barb, Barbara, Barbu lol.
8.Do you like bubble bath? I love bubble bath.
9.Kissed in the rain? Nah.
10.Dyed your hair? Hopefully soon!
11.Soup or salad? Both.
12.Vegetable or meat? Both. (Yes i eat veggies)
13.Go out drinking? Yah.
14.Smoke cigarettes? Tried to.
15.Smoke weed? Nah.
16.Do any hard drugs? No…t yet. JOKE.
17.Have you had sex today? No.
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? I guess?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? T’was my daddy.
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yea.
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Who doesn’t lol.
22.Tried to commit suicide? Yea.
23.The last time you felt broken? I don’t really remember.
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? YES.
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Nah.
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? In between long and short hair.
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? Their features like eyes, nose, brows, etc hahaha and their voice.
28.Do you sing in the shower? Yes.
29.Do you dance in the car? Yes.
30.Where were you yesterday? Chilling with my friends and met new people.
31.Ever used a bow and arrow? I hope soon! I badly want to.
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I can’t remember.
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope.
34.Is Christmas stressful? Lol no.
35.Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple pie, coconut pie and peach mango pie.
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut, Nurse, Model, Stage Actress and more. (Yea I am really a big dreamer back then)
37.Do you believe in ghosts? Between yea and nope.
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
39.Take a vitamin daily? I used to.
40.Wear slippers? Yah.
41.Wear a bath robe? Yea.
42.What do you wear to bed? Sleeping clothes lol.
43.Do you want to get married? Yes hahaha.
44.Can you curl your tongue? Been trying that since forever.
45.How many relationships have you had? Zero. Lol.
46.How can I win your heart? You need to break the walls first.
47.what makes a great relationship? Trust, Respect, Communication and Love. (That was been taught to us by our health teacher)
48.Shy OR open? I like open people and shy people too.
50.Religious OR non-religious? Religious.
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? Of course caring.
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? Non-straight edge? I don’t know lol.
53.Piercings OR no piercings? I have piercings too so why not.
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Tattoos are very cool.
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? HAHAHAHAHA both.