canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via phobias)

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hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

(via coluring)

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chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

image

Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

(via guy)

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via pizza)

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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

(via pizza)

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via relahvant)

96,156 notes
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